In the absence of any proper blog entries (and my fellow bloggers, it would appear) a top tip from the Viz website:
WEIGHTWATCHERS. After reaching your ideal weight, maintain it by weighing yourself before and after a dump. The weight difference is the amount of food you can eat before having another dump.
And another:
SUPERMARKETS. Help promote healthy living by putting your cakes, ice creams, pies etc. in aisles that are too narrow for fatties to fit through.
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They actually did the first one on Brainiac. I was honoured to subtitle it. They also walked on custard.
PS: I have had TWO raspberry and cream turnovers for breakfast.
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